Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! It's my (7th) 29th birthday, but you get the presents!
For my 29th Birthday, I'm offering 29% off of your entire order including shipping and handling! Just go to Dashery Jewelry on Etsy, order anything in stock, wish me "Happy Birthday!" in the notes to seller, and either wait for a revised invoice or go ahead and checkout and I'll refund your PayPal account. Offer expires at 12 midnight central on Monday March 24th.